今回は英語でいってみましょう。
友人から来たメールです。
Hiya,
How you doing?
I got this from friend. Do you agree?
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Women's English
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need... = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = I need to complain
7. Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to.
8. Do what you want = You'll pay for this
later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you
moron!
10. Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead.
11. You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.
12. Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby
things.
13. You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a
lot.
14. Do you love me? = I am going to ask for something
expensive.
15. It's your decision = The correct decision should be
obvious by now.
16. You're certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all you
ever think about?
17. I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and
find a good game on TV.
18. How much do you do love me? = I did something today
that you're really not going to like.
Men's English
1. I am hungry = I am hungry.
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy.
3. I am tired = I am tired.
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now.
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. What's worng? = I guess sex is out of the
question.
8. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have
sex with you.
9. Can I call you sometimes? = I'd like to
have sex with you.
10. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to
have sex with you.
11. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to
have sex with you.
12. Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal
for other men to have sex with you.
13. You look tense, let me give you a massage =
I want to have sex with
you within the next 3 minutes.
14. Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by
showing that I am a deep person
and then I'd like to have
sex with you.
15. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit.
= I'm gay.
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