いやぁさぁ、内容的にね。どこにも、置き場所が無くてね。


ニホンとニッポン。どっちが正しいのでしょうか。知ってる??
正解はニッポン。


こちらのTVを見ていると、時々日本についてやっており
それを見ると、外国人(イギリス人)の日本イメージをちょっと知ることが出来る。
凄まじく、面白い。

 


今回は英語でいってみましょう。

友人から来たメールです。


Hiya, How you doing?

I got this from friend. Do you agree?



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Women's English

1.   Yes = No
2.   No = Yes
3.   Maybe = No
4.   We need... = I want
5.   I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6.   We need to talk = I need to complain
7.   Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to.
8.   Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
9.   I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead.
11. You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.
12. Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby things.
13. You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
14. Do you love me? = I am going to ask for something expensive.
15. It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
16. You're certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all you ever think about?
17. I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
18. How much do you do love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like.



Men's English

1.   I am hungry = I am hungry.
2.   I am sleepy = I am sleepy.
3.   I am tired = I am tired.
4.   Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5.   I love you = Let's have sex now.
6.   I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7.   What's worng? = I guess sex is out of the question.
8.   May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9.   Can I call you sometimes? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10.  Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11.  Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
12.  Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for other men to have sex with you.
13.  You look tense, let me give you a massage =
      I want to have sex with you within the next 3 minutes.
14.  Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person
      and then I'd like to have sex with you.
15.  I don't think those shoes go with that outfit. = I'm gay.


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